Monday, January 11, 2010   12:59 PM
Ok, so its been days now... Im on the diet thing... Im trying, trying, try... tr... argh!!! I wish it was like plastic surgery, fast and easy!!!
I got these little bullets on my ear to lose weight, hopefully they work cause Im tired of being this fucking cow!!! Well... I dont have much time cause I actually need to get back to work but... I had tortas on saturday and they were good!!! I want to go to carsons and get new clothes, my credit limit increased to 1000! yay!!
well g2g pplz, luv ya!
Monday, January 4, 2010   10:59 AM
This is so funny!!!
Nikatil over at DevianART.com has listed the top 10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen -
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

This is so fucking funny!!!
Labels: Cullen
  7:30 AM

Its a new year....
I got so wasted on the 31st! I called Palmira, this chick who hates me cause she thinks crazy things about me. Anyways!!! I texted her, told her I missed her as a friend and bull shit like that... Damn I was fucked that night!!!
The next day we had some friends over my house, we played wii and made some pina coladas... nice hang out.
I started a diet today, I want to lose weight without going the easy way, the pill. If it works one week, I'll keep doing it. Im at 172lbs approx, we'll see how I am by next monday. I'll also post some before and after pics.