she is the one and only me. me sometimes also goes by the name karen. me is 21 in the year 2009 but will be 22 at 06222010. me is currently working and in the raise of two kids.
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your life in a nutshell. your work, your home, whatever. it's all for nothing's sake and yet for all at the same time.

idesire, i like food and books :D walk in the dark - play with the boys - texting graphic design

hipocrit ppl. when u call me fat, i kill you in my dreams. i dont like the cold but i prefer it over hot

tagboard goes here but i dont have it yet. for people to come along and ramble ramble ramble. it's fun to make a lot of noise.

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This is so funny!!!

Nikatil over at DevianART.com has listed the top 10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen -

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.


This is so fucking funny!!!

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